![]() ![]() I’ve worn black since I was 14 years old.ġ5. Invented the 2 hour lunch break, which has been adapted by sales slackers everywhere.ġ4. Quite possibly the only person on LinkedIn who isn’t a “results-orientated team player with excellent interpersonal skills.”ġ3. ![]() Able to sit in my chair for extended periods of time without numbness or fatigue.ġ2. I do not need any silly private messages to tell me how beautiful I am. If you don’t want to hire me but like what you see anyway - feel free to connect, I’m young free and single - YOLO.ġ0. ![]() Don’t hate me because I’m better than you.Ĩ. The Coolest Guy in Nashville…Google It To See For Yourself.ħ. Cause I am a champion and you’re gonna hear me roar.Ħ. Tie-loathing adventurer and thrill-seeker.ĥ. You remember the kid at school, who knew everyone, knew all the latest trends, and even knew how to talk to the girls? That’s me.ģ. Men want to be me, women want to be with me and companies want to hire me. Today, we’re revealing 50 of the strangest, most cringe-worthy and hilarious LinkedIn headlines we’ve read over the years! Playful or arrogant?ġ. Occasionally you come across a quirky, original, interesting page and you just thing YES! I want to speak to you.Īnd then (even more occasionally) you come across a ‘quirky,’ ‘original’ and ‘interesting’ page that just makes you cringe… “You really need to add some personality to your LinkedIn profile” - ever heard this one before?Īs a recruiter, I agree with the logic - trawling through profiles, CVs and cover letters filled with predictable platitudes like ‘hardworking graduate looking for a challenge’ can be mind-numbingly boring. ![]()
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